The Seven Year Itch
Ignore it and it reminds massage it it gets irritated Scratch it it looks for more Do all together and …
Category: Humor
Martian Rhymes
This is a sonnet all the way from Mars, it lacks the atmosphere of those from earth, you’ll find them …
On Receipt of a Punch Bowl
(with apologies to Oliver Wendell Holmes) This antique silver bowl you gave to me one Christmas time, still tells the …
The Trouble With Old Cars
As I drove to Minnesota in a worn out, rusty motor it went bang, bang, clunky, clunk the whole way …
Holy Voice Mail
Voice Mail nowadays is a nuisance And becoming too often routine, But imagine it being in Heaven! If you will, …
The Crocodiddlediddle
I’m a crocodiddlediddlewith a very saggy middlefrom the little town of Trimble, Tennessee.There are twenty thousand ottersand a tribe of …
Death’s Day Off
Death woke up late one fateful day, checked his gold pocket watch with a skeletal hand, lit up a Marlboro …
In Celebration of National Limerick Day
The book cover leads to information about the observance and history of this unofficial holiday honoring Edward Lear, widely acknowledged …